It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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