I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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