No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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