i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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