we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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