Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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