No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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