Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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