so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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