if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
as a side note pls kill me
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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