Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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