idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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