Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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