dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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