when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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