a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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