Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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