oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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