What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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