we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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