That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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