Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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