I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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