Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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