No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
