doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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