Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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