we have pet lesbian snakes
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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