I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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