new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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