It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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