Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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