brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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