question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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