They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
My vagina just recognized that song.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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