We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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