Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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