It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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