I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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