Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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