The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
