You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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