I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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