Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
As shirtless as possible
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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