Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
tell me about the fingering
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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