We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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