i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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