kristin has been a bad kristin
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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