So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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