Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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