There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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