So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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