How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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